My Mattress Don’t Wiggle, Wiggle, It Rolls

This is a spinoff of the very famous video, My Money Don’t Jiggle, Jiggle, It Folds – Louis Theroux (Duke & Jones Extended Version). We believe we have improved the lyrics and made this very famous song even better. See what you think and let us know what you think. The original lyrics go like this: “You have to have something that sticks. You have to have something that’s monumental. When you walk out on stage, it has to be monumental. My money don’t jiggle, jiggle, it folds. I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure. It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know. Riding in my fiat you really have to see it. Six feet two in a compact, no slack but luckily the seats go back. I gotta knack to relax in my mind, sipping some red red wine.

Instead, ours is, “My mattress don’t wiggle, wiggle, it rolls. I’d love to see you snuggle, snuggle, fer sure. It makes me want to love you, love you, you know. Sleeping in my king, you really have to dream. Six feet two in a twin size, realize, it’s time to get a bigger size. I gotta knack to relax in my bed, dreaming some sweet, sweet dreams.”

Of course, we don’t claim to be rappers and song writers and we wouldn’t have anything to produce if it weren’t for the catchy and very popular song by Louis Theroux and music by Duke and Jones. But it just fit so perfectly well with our business so I just couldn’t pass it up. Our mattresses don’t transfer motion and they come to you rolled up so it just worked! And what are mattresses made for? Life! Love! Sleep! You have to admit, six feet two in a twin size is just too coincidental and funny. I hope you enjoyed it.